Do I comment on how much damage Mitt Romney can do outside the United States? That by insulting England (a major US partner overseas), the Brits don't think 'what a fool' nearly as often as 'bloody yanks'! Right or wrong, US politicians are usually how the rest of us see America. And it is not a good image.
Do I talk about how fun it was to learn Prince's "Kiss" on the ukelele last night while watching Breaking Bad? It really was.
Do I address the weird dream I had last night? One of my sailboat-racing team got into an argument with me, so I whipped it out and peed on the back of his head. I don't have any issues with this guy, and urination isn't really one of my standard techniques.
Do I discuss my plans for the weekend? Spending Saturday morning with Wife, then staying home and studying all afternoon and evening. Then playing an afternoon show on Sunday.
Do I just keep it quick and head to the pub for an early lunch today?
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner...